I sold the Celica!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/14/2016 at 21:24 • Filed to: Is this is troll post? This is a troll post. Right?... Guys?

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Just 29 hours after posting, first guy who looked at it bought it. Fucking sweet.

And now the search for a vehicle begins once again...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:34

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Dog ate my money?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 08/14/2016 at 21:36

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Dog gets a nice treat tonight. Dog treats for everyone! On me!

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:40

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With that cash you can afford to go to the fancy pet store and get dog ice cream mix or dog cake mix.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frenchlicker 08/14/2016 at 21:41

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She can have a milkbone @ 1.17 a pound FROM YOUR LOCAL WINCO FOODS!

PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:41

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TRAITOR

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PS9 08/14/2016 at 21:41

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To whom?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:42

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 08/14/2016 at 21:43

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Nope! It’s gawn.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:44

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MAKE IT RAIN

But only for a few seconds

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Clown Shoe Pilot 08/14/2016 at 21:45

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She would try to eat the bills. I had her stay so she could pose with the money. Because an excuse to include the dog is always a good one.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:47

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Hell, we go to our local Rural King and get our dogs bones 4 lbs for $3.99. Occasionally I like to splurge though.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frenchlicker 08/14/2016 at 21:48

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Yeah, she has fancier treats that the Mrs. likes to get her.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:48

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Agreed. Dogs don’t suck. Here’s one of mine, who just discovered he doesn’t like “Sizzlin’ Cinnamon” Jelly Bellys

PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:49

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ALL OF US!!! You bastard, that Celica was more than just some old Toyota. It was our friend! It saved your marriage! It took a bullet for me in ‘nam! It helped Dusty find the love of his life, and now he and that Rally Subaru are about to find out if they can baby! HE EVEN CHASED THAT CREEPY GUY WITH THE BLACK PLANE AWAY!!

But none of that matters to you, huh? He was just some old hunk o junk you can trick out on craigslist for a few bucks. Well enjoy your money you heartless shell. See how many awesome Sunday drives it will take you on. See how good of a listener it is when you need relationship advice. See how much poop it will let your dog leave in it’s back seat for the millionth time! I can’t take this. He’s gone forever now...I...I HATE YOU ZOIDBERG!!

* storms out of the room in tears*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PS9 08/14/2016 at 21:50

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... Sellica

PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:53

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*sobbing loudly* YOU’RE A MONSTER!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:55

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Wait, you had a Celica?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 21:57

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Good thing I didn’t bet actual money on that

Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 22:00

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Wtf, man.

gmctavish needs more space > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 22:02

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Wow that was fast. I’ve never had that luck selling a car. Did you break even, or make money?

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 22:04

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My dog would definitely tear them into little quarter-inch-square shreds. She loves destroying paper products...

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 22:11

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SC400? Answers all your complaints about the Celica while retaining almost every positive. No manual or flip up headlights tho.

https://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/569975…

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gmctavish needs more space 08/14/2016 at 22:18

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Broke even. I’m happy

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 22:25

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Holy shit that was fast! It was Hondabro wasn't it? Don't lie to Oppo.

Sam > Frenchlicker 08/14/2016 at 22:30

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Rural King is probably the best store I’ve ever been to. Not many places can you pick up a shotgun, a bag of chips, a baby chicken, same new pants, and a 55 gallon drum of oil all in the same trip.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 22:43

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miata

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/14/2016 at 23:14

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Sorry you didn’t get to drive it, but the pickup is still here!

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2016 at 23:19

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Good! Now I can stop thinking about it. This was a wierd day for me.

sony1492 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/15/2016 at 00:10

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VERY WELL MAINTAINED.
NEW WATER PUMP
NEW TIMING BELT
CAT DELETE
FAST AS FUCK
IVE TAKEN GOOD CARE OF THE RUNNING GEAR. ENGINE AND TRANS ARE GREAT. I JUST LET A FEW DOOR DINGS ACCUMULATE AND NOW ITS NOT AS SEXY AS IT USED TO BE. ILL POST-SOME PICS WHEN I FIND THEM. IF YOUR INTERESTED YOU BETTER HURRY BECAUSE MY NEPHEW IS DRIVING IT AND ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE STACKS IT UP.

https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/571383…

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sony1492 08/15/2016 at 00:13

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Craigslist!

sony1492 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/15/2016 at 00:15

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CRAIGSLIST

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/15/2016 at 00:15

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I’ll drive next Vibe.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/15/2016 at 00:24

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There you go again. Pushin’ mah buttons.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sony1492 08/15/2016 at 00:24

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BUSINESS

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/15/2016 at 00:50

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That pic is priceless! Congrats on the sale.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/15/2016 at 02:38

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So cute.

“but dad, these aren’t dawgy treats. You give these to a man and he gibs you dawgy treats and then you gib me dawgy treats. Silly daddy”.

Frenchlicker > Sam 08/15/2016 at 02:48

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Don't forget to buy a tractor, toys for the kids, and a new kennel for the dog while you're at it. Oh, and don't forget your free bag of popcorn either.

TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two 08/15/2016 at 04:30

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I have standards.

RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/15/2016 at 20:30

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Nice! Congrats.

RPM esq. > sony1492 08/15/2016 at 20:31

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Goddamn that’s a persuasive ad. I’ve been going about this all wrong.

DRIVER S SEAT IS HAMMERED